Introduction
Better late than never, right?
Edited by XenoGene: www.youtube.com/c/XenoGene
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Video
Look at them on the main menu, it's, beautiful, it's.
Finally, here, oh you'd love to see it it's, it's just so beautiful.
You know, oh you good man, yeah, I'm.
Fine.
I was thinking we make a minesweeper quest for people.
Okay, that could be funny like we place.
Gunpowder barrels all over the x's that way if they just [ __ ] up just a little bit by the position, they dig up the gunpowder barrel in it and it lights and ignites.
Yes.
Okay.
So basically we're just [ __ ] out.
Yeah, it's like that minecraft griefy doll when we're any game where you can just like [, __, ], prank, people just [ __ ] with their hats.
I love that.
Okay.
So you know how your pirate like taps, the top of the barrel when he's done, uh, burying it.
It'd be so [, __, ] funny.
If when you did that it, just, oh [, __, ], a stronghold keg, oh, wait, really the ultimate troll.
So this is just getting buried on top of it.
You bet, oh no someone's in for a real surprise.
They better be careful where they'd be yeah, like they fight their way through the island, and they barely survive and they're just like, oh man.
This better be [.
__ ] worth it.
Oh my god, how many of these things are there? Oh sick.
Can you hear me now? Wow, that's like that's, like got a range it's.
So sad that steve jobs died of ligma who the hell is steve jobs, licking, my balls and there's also the party boat.
Oh, I remember the [ __, ], yeah, and they had the party boat.
Oh, my god, the the sail for the party boat is a rat, riding firework, wait.
What you better, not be [ __ ] with me, hang on.
I want something rat riding a firework, where is it? I want it.
Oh, my god you're gonna like the figurehead is it a rat? Please tell me it's a rat it's, a rat, riding a firework with a crap.
[, __, ], yes.
I want it.
Oh, this update was made for me.
Oh my god, I love it.
Hell, yeah.
Okay.
So we need gunpowder treason and plot.
I can't believe they added the rat update it's, literally the rat update it's, not even a joke let's, get the party boat, [, __, ], yeah, having an oversight in one of the way off in the distance, dead ahead player, slew players loop player slave.
Oh damn is there a party boat set like a clothing set? Yes, it would most likely be on party boat hat.
Yo, wait it's, a literal runescape party hat jacket.
Oh my god.
It sucks.
It all sucks.
Yes, oh yes.
You have no idea how happy this update makes me.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I love that you're wearing like this, super epic, pvp set.
And you know, somebody sees us off in the distance and they're like, oh, [.
__ ].
These guys are serious business right? Because you've got like all this sea dog, [ __, ] and everything right.
And then there's just me and I'm, just like, hey, guys, what's going on I'm.
You've ever seen in your entire life.
I did not need to click that oh rest in peace rest in peace.
You know, jean died at sea drowned so sad this new runescape graphics, update is hidden different, dude, like you just put sea shanty over it.
And then you get like the old school, runescape, hey, gene gene, check this out.
Look at my sword.
Um, yeah.
Let me look at it.
You're, literally hitting somebody with a chicken bone gene gene.
What look at this die? Okay, oh.
I got an achievement sleepover.
This one's for the gays.
Hell? Yeah, all right that should be it? Right? I think, oh, yeah, there we go another figurehead, which is about sales baby.
How much are they 16 69k? I don't know, I'm wearing barefoot and shovel right now.
So I'm, not sure if I'm going to change my shoes.
Oh, you got like one sandal with a sock that's awesome.
I love it on the other hand I might switch, yeah, that sucks I'm gonna run something goofy instead of actually cool.
I don't care at this point.
I would just like to play the game.
Okay, it's been like an hour and a half.
Yes, that's.
What cfts does all right all right? We'll run this ship I don't care.
You play fast disaster for an hour.
You spend wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute kj.
Why are you pointing when you're like raising the anchor I'm telling you I'm telling you where to go? Oh, I see.
Thank you.
Okay.
So what is y'all's ideal update for sea of thieves? Wrong answers only wrong answers only I'll go first.
They should buff the banana all right.
So hear me out when you eat the banana it stays in your inventory right a separate inventory from food, but it's still there in your inventory.
And then you can either choose to eat the peel right, or you could place it on the ground somewhere.
And when somebody walks over the banana peel, they slip.
I would find that I I I would actually find that really funny if that was like a feature, yeah.
And if you're carrying a keg it explodes on you.
It explodes on them, no, no, here's here's.
What you do it just plays a hannah, barbara slip sound effect.
And then a laugh track.
If you slip, you have to do a quick time event, pick it up actually, they should bring david cage on as the story director for this game, because we all know that what this game really needs is more quick time events, yeah and misogyny ryan.
This is a this is worse than the time.
I was playing sea of thieves.
I was watching family guy, and they played baby shark.
Damn that story is crazy.
Bro.
Any chance you're near in the end.
I want blue ace, you weren't watching for the guys.
What happened there? I was trying to move it somewhere safe.
And they slashed it.
Oh, my god, let it be the spy tf2 stair stab, hey, you guys want to see a cool, tf2 stair stab watch this.
I just don't know, okay, gene.
Can you edit this into a montage for me? Please I'm the reason baby, all right so take that loot and put it on, uh, the little platform there, and we can lower the gate, and then we could like harpoon.
It come to think of it.
The galleon really all right.
I need to do more c4s, because I really want that title, that's really funny out of context.
What title what's? The title it's just repeat offender.
Oh, no it's like a title.
It better be a title.
It better be a title.
It better be a title or I will write.
I want repeat offender if that's a title I'm going to laugh.
So [ __ ] hard.
I might swap off of rat catcher.
If it's real me and the boys rolling up on me me.
And the boys are rolling up in a sloop before repeat I'm.
Gonna go look I'm.
I'm gonna go look at my I'm gonna look at my paralog.
And you see this hold on hold on title.
I want it so fast don't.
I mean, I'm gonna say if it was a title that would be hilarious, but it's, not it's just accommodation.
No, no, no.
Never mind it's.
Not it's.
Not title.
Never mind.
You got my hopes up for nothing man that title is probably too funny for them to put into the game.
Why would you name somebody repeat if yeah, why would you name? Someone repeat offender and nominate title, ace user user.
See if these power to he's ultimately making a thing, dude, I've been yelling at them for four years.
They haven't listened at all.
Yeah.
Well, rare listens to me.
I said, I wanted the rat update and look what happened all right? Well, then you need to put this in the video what's on fire.
I hope it's, not that'd be unfortunate.
Oh.
FAQs
You can also capture rats by interacting and load them into a cannon to fire and infest other ships too. You can go a long time before you get a rat on your ship but the longer you are sailing around the more chance you have of getting a single rat spawn.
Why won't my Sea of Thieves update? ›
When the app opens, click the three-dot icon in the top-right corner and then select Downloads and Updates. Sea of Thieves should be on the list, and if it has not recently been updated, it should begin updating now.
What is the rat on the ship sea of thieves? ›
Rats are passive Creatures found on Ships, running between hiding spots. They act as a visual indicator as to when a Ship is taking on water due to a hole in the Hull. Players on the same deck as a moving Rat are able to hear a high pitched squeaking noise as the Rats dart around.
What happens if your pet dies in Sea of Thieves? ›
Can my pet die? Heavens no! Pets in Sea of Thieves do not take any damage from you, your crew or a rival crew so you have nothing to worry about.
Do foxes do anything in Sea of Thieves? ›
— Pirate Emporium description. Foxes are a type of companion pet in Sea of Thieves. They are purchaseable from the Pirate Emporium for Ancient Coins. Foxes will be loyal to their owner, following them on and off the ship.
Are the Sea of Thieves servers shutting down? ›
Sea of Thieves is currently down for maintenance.
How long will Sea of Thieves be supported? ›
Downloadable content. Rare envisioned Sea of Thieves to be a "game as a service" and expected it to continue receiving updates for 10 years.
Why Sea of Thieves failed? ›
The problem is that the game has too little content for the extreme price and the only interesting thing that the game has to offer: becoming a pirate legend, requires months of boring grinding. I have been playing hours every day doing the same thing over and over again and i barely got to rep 28 overall.
Can I change pirate in Sea of Thieves? ›
Players can head on over to the Pirate Emporium and speak to the shopkeeper named Eduardo. Browse his wares and click on the Pirate tab on the top of the screen --it's between Pets and Ships. From there, players should see a Pirate Appearance Potion. This will change a pirate's appearance while keeping all progress.
How big is the last Sea of Thieves update? ›
Download size:
Xbox One: 3.60 GB. Xbox One X: 3.82 GB. Windows 10: 3.82 GB.
The Kraken is utterly horrifying. The Kraken spawns like any other world event, but can only appear when no other world event is going on.
What does the rat flag mean in Sea of Thieves? ›
Black - do not approach, will fight back. Hungering - hunting sea monsters and is willing to team. Bilge Rat - trying to finish achievements and is willing to team.
What abandoned ship was full of rats? ›
Canada's National Post explained that the vessel pretty much sat on it's fat, metal butt in that dock in Newfoundland for over two years, “virtually guaranteeing” that the ship is infested with hundreds of these little bastards. And since there's no food on board, the rats have likely turned on each other.
Can you have a snake as a pet in Sea of Thieves? ›
First you must procure a snake basket, then sail around until you find an island containing the snake you want, and then, having gone through all that effort to befriend and tame the snake, they still bite you if you aren't always playing sweet jams!
Can animals starve in Sea of Thieves? ›
Types of Animal Crates
Note that Pigs need to be periodically fed Fruit, or they will starve and die.
Do dogs do anything in Sea of Thieves? ›
Dogs are the pet of choice for pirates who want at least one loyal crewmate. Dogs are a type of available companion Pets in Sea of Thieves. They can be purchased from the Pirate Emporium for Ancient Coins. Dogs are loyal to their owner, following them on and off the Ship.
What happens when you favorite a pirate in Sea of Thieves? ›
Any favourited models will get a yellow circle below their feet and will stick around after each newly round of generated models. Once a player model has been chosen, the player will be taken back to the main menu.
Why did rare get rid of arena? ›
The reality is that as a new platform, The Arena regretfully never became popular enough to justify focusing our creative efforts there, beyond our initial efforts to refine the experience to appeal to a broader audience.
What does lavender beard mean in Sea of Thieves? ›
Effectively, Lavenderbeard tells players that there has been an issue connecting either on Rare's side, or on your own. This may be because the servers are down for maintenance, a new game client has been released, or there's an issue with your antivirus interacting with the game.
Is Sea of Thieves removing PVP? ›
Rare has announced that it is shutting down its PvP Arena in Sea of Thieves. Revealed during the Sea of Thieves 2022 Preview Event, The Arena is officially coming to an end as it simply isn't a mode played by most players.
The estimated time to complete all 60 Sea of Thieves achievements is 1000+ hours. This estimate is based on the median completion time from 46 TrueAchievements members that have completed the game.
What is the maximum Sea of Thieves? ›
A single server can have up to five Crews of 1-4 Pirates, making the possible number of Player Pirates within a single server from 2 to 20.
Is there a Kraken in Sea of Thieves? ›
The Kraken is a World Event encounter in Sea of Thieves. A huge, many tentacled cephalopod-like monster that can focus on and attack any player ship in open water when no other World Event is active. It also appears in full body during The Sunken Pearl Tall Tale.
What is bannable in Sea of Thieves? ›
We have a zero tolerance approach to any form of in-game hacking or cheating, and transgression can result in a permanent ban. Data-mined content is also prohibited from our channels as it can ruin future game updates for players who have no wish to be exposed to incomplete or out-of-context information.
Why does everyone run away in Sea of Thieves? ›
By running, you are making sure that the other player will want to stay engaged in this fight until they know what you have.
Is Sea of Thieves repetitive game? ›
@wkgnoxx said in Confirmed former Sea of Thieves developer says the game is repetitive and shallow: The people complaining are the ones that have zero idea of ship mechanics and cant wildly swing their sword and get the results they hope for...
Can you become Davy Jones in Sea of Thieves? ›
Players can dress up as Davy Jones with the Davy Jones Cursed Costume (Beard) and the Davy Jones Cursed Costume (No beard), included with the Davy Jones Cursed Costume Set bundle purchased from the Pirate Emporium.
Do you lose everything if you delete your pirate? ›
If you delete your pirate you will only lose items purchased in game with gold or doubloons. Any items tied to your account will still be available.
Can you take over ships in Sea of Thieves? ›
This can only be done if the crew size fits the ship; for example, a galleon crew can't take over a sloop or brig. Once control of the ship is gained, the original owners will no longer spawn on the boat, and will instead have to catch a mermaid or respawn at a new spot, as if their boat sunk.
How do you change pirates without losing progress in Sea of Thieves? ›
Buying the Pirate Appearance Potion allows you to change your pirate in Sea of Thieves while getting to keep all your progress and unlocks. The Pirate Appearance Potion is a new item in the Pirate Emporium that players can buy.
Killing Ancient Skeletons
This is likely the most popular method of farming Ancient Coins in Sea of Thieves, due to the large amounts of coins that Ancient Skeletons drop on death. Ancient Skeletons are identifiable by their large sacks of Ancient Coins on their back, as well as their blue and gold color.
Can you switch ships in Sea of Thieves without leaving the game? ›
Where do you change your Ship Type at the Shipwright? There would be a Model of your current ship type on the Shipwright's desk. If you interact with it, a menu will pop up with the 3 Ship types on it. From there you/crew can vote on the new ship type you want.
Why is Sea of Thieves a 12? ›
This game was rated PEGI 12 for frequent scenes of mild violence. It is not suitable for persons under 12 years of age.
Is Sea of Thieves worth playing in 2023? ›
Yes, but only if you have at least one other person to play with. While it might be an enjoyable experience for solo players too, Sea of Thieves can feel awfully tedious without friends, especially when it comes to managing your ship.
Is there a skeleton curse in Sea of Thieves? ›
The Skeleton Curse can be obtained by the following methods: A Reaper's Bones Reputation of at least 75. The Champion of the Flame promotion. A Servants of the Flame Allegiance of at least 100.
What is the hardest enemy in Sea of Thieves? ›
The legendary Kraken is the deadliest enemy in "Sea of Thieves." Here's how to find the monster's location and kill it. Enemies in Sea of Thieves typically come on two legs. Most enemies are either part of the shambling undead skeleton horde, or other players looking to steal your stuff.
What is the rarest flag in Sea of Thieves? ›
Sea of Thieves 'The Reaper's Bones' Flag.
What does it mean if a name is red sea of thieves? ›
Sea of Thieves - Your name Turns Red if you kill lots of Players.
Can you catch the rat in Sea of Thieves? ›
You can also capture rats by interacting and load them into a cannon to fire and infest other ships too. You can go a long time before you get a rat on your ship but the longer you are sailing around the more chance you have of getting a single rat spawn.
How do you get the pocket rat out of Sea of Thieves? ›
The Pocket Rat Emote is an Emote cosmetic variant from the Standalone Cosmetics Set. The Pocket Rat Emote can be performed through the Pirate Wheel of Emotions once the Emote has been equipped at a Vanity Chest.
Bilge Rats Items are not tied to any Trading Companies, thus requiring no promotions to unlock for purchase. Bilge Rat Item variants can be purchased at all Shops. Basic Bilge Rat Item versions have a green colour scheme or tint to them.
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